late thursday kid ball and friday nite jupiler corners

NCAA, Football Cincinnati U 30-October-2008 4:45 PM PST Spread +2.5 for Game Winner +20.00

Corners are back Standard liege and charliroiilalalala covers late in match for a  W

Standard Liege v Charleroi
(Total Corners)winner +20.00

ADDED LATE DIV 1 TILT : NCAA, Football
Appalachian State 31-October-2008 5:00 PM PST
Spread -1 for Game    Winner 10.00 70-24,

 i'd say App St. covered!

A publicly backed underdog usually means the favorite will cover.

Are German overs, Over? Answer is YES : Wednesday action

Germany - Bundesliga 1, Soccer
Daily League Goals (Bundesliga)/Wednesday 5 matches 29-October-2008 11:59 AM PST
Total Points OVER 14.5 for Game Loser -23.00


Hamburg v VfB Stuttgart
(Total Corners) OVER 10 Loser -20.oo


lately the sure thing that was a German over has been sputtering. we are ok with corners but for some fookun reason Germany is employing goalies this week. UPDATE even corners faltered yesterday this is a serious turn of events.........

I hate Marshal : Tuesday action

Germany - Bundesliga 1, Soccer
Daily League Goals (Bundesliga)/Tuesday 4 Matches 28-October-2008 11:59 AM PST
Total Points OVER 11.5 for Game Loser 22.80


Holland - Eredivisie, Soccer
Daily League Goals (Dutch 1)/Tuesday 3 Matches 28-October-2008 11:59 AM PST
Total Points OVER 9 for Game Loser 20.40


Wolfsburg v Borussia M'gladbach Winner 22.00
(Corners) OVER 10

NCAA, Football
Buffalo U 28-October-2008 4:00 PM PST Winner 10.00
Spread +2.5 for Game

NCAA, Football
Houston U 28-October-2008 5:00 PM PST 

Spread -7.5 for Game

Loser, 10.00 :  you are fucking marshal i hate marshal,"we are marshal" is on three times a day on one of my premium channels and drives me crazy, and should never have beaten fuckin houston. all of houston is on notice

Look who's puttin the bad into Badminton

Deepika Padukone is daughter of former World badminton Champion Prakash Padukone 













French Open - Mixed Doubles, Badminton
E. Nursugianti/A. Nugroho 29-October-2008 0:30 AM PST
Match Odds for Match
risk 2.00 to win 24.00  Loser 2.00 i loved this bet, i dunno who the fook was playin if they had a chance,  but i love risking 2.oo for a potential 24.00 win.

Rosenchoker week #8 Sage Edwards Bills qb

Trent Edwards made three crucial errors in the final 15 minutes. He threw an interception, fumbled the ball away on a fourth-and-short opportunity and took a sack in the end zone, which resulted in a safety.

late sunday added features

Belgium - 1st Division, Soccer
KAA Gent/Club Brugge 26-October-2008 9:59 AM PST Winner
Total Points OVER 2.5 for Game

Belgium - 1st Division, Soccer
Standard Liege 26-October-2008 12:29 PM PST Loser
Money Line for Game

NCAA, Football
Tulsa 26-October-2008 5:00 PM PST Winner
Spread -23 for Game

Week #8 game time decisions

San Diego Chargers -3 loser

Kansas City Chiefs +14 winner

Buffalo Bills +1 loser

Dallas Cowboys -1 winner

Atlanta Falcons +9.5 loser

St Louis Rams +9 winner

Arizona Cardinals +5 winner

Washington Redskins -7.5 winner

Cleveland Browns +7 winner

New York Giants +3 winner

San Francisco 49ers -5 loser

Cincinnati Bengals +9 loser

Tennessee Titans -4 Winner

'we win horsies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'

Horses: Breeders' CupBreeders' Cup ClassicOdds to WinRace 9: Breeders Cup Classic8. Raven's Pass Winner bet 5.00 win 43.60


Horses: Breeders' CupBreeders' Cup ClassicOdds to WinRace 9: Breeders Cup Classic5. Henrythenavigator Loser: bet -5.00, Henry did come in second so we did have the pulse of this race

8
my horse is blindfolded
and a ciggarette
fuck
my horse breaks last
i still got it
is it still blindfolded?
hahaha
yes
yes
yes
yes
yes
hahahaha
1-2
wtg
haha
we win horsies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
haha
winners

ass on the line saturday edition bitches!

Belgium - 1st Division, Soccer
Kortrijk/Mouscron 24-October-2008 11:29 AM PST
Total Points OVER 2.5 for Game Winner +20.00 2-2 -Since when do jupiler teams outscore german league?

Germany - Bundesliga 1, Soccer
Bayer Leverkusen/FC Köln 24-October-2008 11:30 AM PST
Total Points OVER 3 for Game loser -21.40 germans scored 2-0 We rely on germans to go over no matter what.

Germany - Bundesliga 1, Soccer
Daily League Goals (Bundesliga)/Sunday 3 Matches 26-October-2008 6:29 AM PST
Total Points OVER 9 for Game Loser, germans score 7. see post above

Germany - Bundesliga 1, Soccer
Daily League Goals (Bundesliga)/Saturday 5 Matches 25-October-2008 6:29 AM PST
Total Points OVER 15 for Game Loser, 14 goals one match i think a scoreless fucking tie. that used to be illegle in germany. -21.60

NCAA, Football
North Carolina 25-October-2008 9:00 AM PST
Spread -2 for Game Winner + 10.00 NC 45-24

NCAA, Football
Illinois 25-October-2008 9:00 AM PST
Spread -3 for Game Loser -10.00 wisconsin 27-17

NCAA, Football
Oregon 25-October-2008 7:00 PM PST
Spread -3 for Game Winner +10.00 Oregon 54-20 nice fookun spread vegas

NCAA, Football
Texas Tech 25-October-2008 9:00 AM PST
Spread +1 for Game Winner +10.00 texas tech 63-21 shoulda been my two unit play

NCAA, Football
Penn State 25-October-2008 5:00 PM PST
Spread -2 for Game Winner 13-6 penn state +10.00

NCAA, Football
Minnesota U 25-October-2008 9:00 AM PST
Spread -1.5 for Game Winner +10.00 minnesota 17-6

Belgium - 1st Division, Soccer
Westerlo/Tubize 25-October-2008 10:59 AM PST
Total Points OVER 2.5 for Game winner +20.00

Belgium - 1st Division, Soccer
Lokeren 25-October-2008 10:59 AM PST
Money Line for Game Loser -6.67 1-1 This was a great bet, risk 6.67 for a 20.00 payout, lokeren just couldn't get it done this time.

added later games:

NCAA, Football
Alabama 25-October-2008 4:45 PM PST
Spread -5 for Game Winner +10.00 alabama 29-9

NCAA, Football
Memphis 25-October-2008 5:00 PM PST
Spread +3.5 for Game Winner +10.00 Memphis 36-30

UEFA CUP Thursday

FC Twente v Racing Santander
(Corners) OVER 10 loser

Dinamo Zagreb v NEC
(Corners) OVER 10 winner

Rosenborg v Club Brugge
(Corners) OVER 10 winner

Braga v Portsmouth
(Total Corners) OVER 9 winner

3/4
7/10 for the week
+90

corners are the crack cocaine of sports gamboling (TM) assontheline

booked

he's talking baseball:

i almost fell asleep booking it

it's that boring


it's nothing compared to the crack cocaine that corner betting is

MLB, BaseballTampa Bay Rays 22-October-2008 5:20 PM PSTMoney Line for Game +100Action Action

bet 20 loser 3-2 phillies -20.00

MLB, BaseballPhiladelphia Phillies/Tampa Bay Rays 22-October-2008 5:20 PM PSTTotal Runs UNDER 7.5 for Game -125C. Hamels must start S. Kazmir must start

bet 12.50 winner 10.00

-10.00 for baseball

beercur is right betting baseball is excruciattly painful and should be banned
pete rose bet on baseball? no wonder he's banned from the game now....

Turning The Corner II

Champions League Wednesday:
Corner bets :

PSV v Marseille
(Corners) OVER 10 winner

Panathinaikos v Werder Bremen
(Corners) OVER 10 winner

Atletico Madrid v Liverpool
(Total Corners) OVER 10 loser

Two day total +50

"piece of meat"

Kellen Winslow gets to stay home the rest of the week and forfeit 235k for dissin his GM in public.

This cry baby has a staph infection which hospitalised him. It sounds like the team has had like 6 of these cases in a short time, is that fookun normal? The team asked him to keep it quiet? Why would they do that?

The real eyebrow raiser for me was the fookun team GM or any body checked on him while he was in the hospital. OH boooo fuckin hooo ya bastard. I bet for that week in the fuckin hospital you got a check for 235k? get over yourself Kellen they fuckin hate you and you Are a "piece of meat" blanch you are.

also: Reggie Bush out with a knee

Romo Origato out with a fuckin pinkie

KC fuck up Larry Johnson maybe out because he is a fuck up and Herm Edwards ain't about fuck ups off the field.

N.E. loses Rodney Harrison to shoulder out for season.

there's more somewhere on this fookun long series of tubes, I'll keep looking

Turning The Corner

Champions League Tuesday:

Corner bets on
Man Utd v Celtic
(Total Corners) OVER 10 WINNER
Steaua Bucharest v Lyon
(Corners) OVER 10 LOSER
Bayern Munich v Fiorentina (Corners) OVER 10 WINNER

Two forgotten winners from sunday

MLB, Baseball
Tampa Bay Rays 19-October-2008 5:05 PM PST
Money Line for Game risking 10.00

winner +11.60 was looking for a small redemption Sunday night

Daily League Goals Serie A/Sunday 8 Matches (O 20) for Game Italian league futbol overs
winner risk 18.69 win 20.00

new suit out old school in

MNF prop and the best ass ever!

model courtesy Raymitheminx.com
Over 68½ (1.91)
American Football - NFL Player Markets (DEN vs NE) Mon, Oct 20th (8:35pm EST)
Michael Pittman - Total Rushing Yards - Total
risk 20.00 to win 18.18
Winner +18.18 pittman rushed for 88 yds on 20 carries. fortunatly Andre Hall fumbled twice in like 4 carries so he aint getting much more ball time and then cutler hurt his hand throwing a pass hitting a helmet. all the luck can't be bad, can it? i think we turned the corner

Super Fun Happy Slide

This is the weekend graph.

Highlight include a magnificient 10 straight losses.
The reason were our amazing NFL picks.
I suppose it takes real talent to go 2-11 in NFL, but we did it.

What have we learned :
-Do not bet german unders.


- Check a team for connection to the Vikings
We said all week that dallas would suck due to former viking qb.
We bet it anyways because we're morans.

- review decision making process.

why does this official shoulder slam a player running with the ball?

Is it because we had SC to cover +2 and our red gamecock was about to bust one outside and score? this calls for an investigation and our bet back gawd damnitall to hell....

props to Zulte

Belgium - 1st Division, SoccerZulte Waregem/Anderlecht 19-October-2008 11:29 AM PSTTotal Points OVER 2.5 for Game : winner 4-0 final +20.00 we really needed these extra prop bets today its bloodbath VI i think we need to go 6-0 to fookun break even .

props to Peterson

American Football - NFL Player Markets (MIN vs CHI) Sun, Oct 19th (1:00 pm EST)Adrian Peterson (MIN) -Total Rushing Yards - Total Over 91½

54 yard TD run puts him at 107 early in the third : winner short dough but a plus amount +14.81 we so need it as our degennfl is hemoraging early in third quarter 0-7-1

props to kasay

Longest FG OV. Yards vs. Longest FG Un. Yards Over 44 (1.91)American Football - NFL Team Markets (NO vs CAR) Sun, Oct 19th (1:00pm EST)Longest Field Goal scored in the game - Total : winner bet 20 to win 18.18

John Kasay, 48 yd field goal , 3:28. Drive: 6 plays, 31 yards in 2:54

3 wins and the rest were destroyed,3-11? will degennfl quit?

NFL WEEK 7 PICKS :

Kansas City Chiefs +9 loser 34-10titans : why would anybody be shy of a fookun +9 spread with kc involved? terrible pick.

Buffalo Bills +1 winner 23-14 bills : traveling from west to east was too much for bolts and so was buffalo D
Cincinnati Bengals +9 loser 38-10 steelers: again another terrible team in cincy so it must be going to cover +9 right? fuck no.

Miami Dolphins -3 loser 27-13 ravens : how miami got to be a -3 fav is beyond me and i was also suckered into believing in these fuckin losers.

Dallas Cowboys -9 loser 34-14 rams : are you fucking serious dallas can't get together to proterct thier fucking divsion? what was terrels part in this fucking debacle? of course there was an ex viking qb in this game and he prolly threw a few picks. dallas cowboys can blow me.

Minnesota Vikings +3 loser 48-41 bears at least ap got us a prop bet , vikings rule the suckage pile.

New Orleans Saints +3 loser 30-7 panthers : the aints come through with a worthless performance way to give it upo by a bush el basket.

San Francisco 49ers +10 loser 29-17 giants : we had a push at ten points until some craptastic safety play late in the game wtg you fuckewrs for the rigged game of week.

Houston Texans +10.5 loser 28-21 texans : detroit is let back in this game late i thought maybe rosenfucker was playing until the final tally was broadcast and they still hung on to win. and on that note, no matter how terrible a team is in the nfl should the texans ever really be a 10.5 spread and taken seriously? my vote for future referance is fuck no

New York Jets -3 loser 16-13 ot raiders : oakland kicks longest field goal in sombodies history to seal the deal in overtime favre cannot get it done. was it the line not protecting or recieves or bret being bret? but eastcoast teams traveling to west shoulda been a sign.

Washington Redskins -7 loser 14-11 redskins : redskins cannot hold off a resurgant brown team late we had this covered until very late but its par for todays very tsunami like course.

Indianapolis Colts -1 loser 34-14 packers : i know colts running attack was hurt manbning is such a miracle worker i had him keeping it closer than this blow out but not to be he looked like a viking qb today...

Seattle Seahawks +10.5 winner 20-10 TB : lucky break we got .5 to cover, and luckier break tb didn't fuckin care late in the game

New England Patriots -3 winner 41-7 NE : cutler hurt his throwing hand early. two fumbles on two deep drives early by denver and it was lights out. NE debacled denvers terrible defense, espesially on the run holy christ 257 yrd rushing? moss got two tds. amazing turn of events week to week . how a team goes from averaging 30 a game to slipping around on the grass like girls at a nakid charity car wash ............

3-11 means we lose about 88.00 for the degennfl, some props came through so as to ease some pain.
couple that with the same loser saturday of 88.00.
we really gotta get the act going next weekend to recoup.
good luck to us.

our motto: we are terrible but we aint quitters (as long as we have a stake.)

. Home Team Visitors J Rosco J Cerb . Dender Racing Genk 0 1 1 2 . Lokeren Kortrijk 1 0 1 1 . KV Mechelen Westerlo J 1 1 1 0 . Germinal Beerschot Charleroi 2 1 1 0 . Tubeke AA Gent 0 3 1 3 . Standard Bergen 2 1 J 2 0 . Moeskroen Roeselare 3 2 2 0 . Club Brugge Cercle Brugge 2 2 1 1 . Zulte Waregem Anderlecht 1 1 1 1 . Total 0 0

Saturday betting line up : our asses again on the line

UPDATE:
a good mix of jupiler league futbol, kid wankerball, a hockey game and somebody fookun bet german unders.................


winners 50
losers 138.80
net -88.80
should be broke by christmas, and as christmas has already been canceled who fuckin cares

Belgium - 1st Division, Soccer
Germinal Beerschot 18-October-2008 10:59 AM PST
Spread -0.5 for Game : loser -22.20 beershot can't handle the preasure 1-2

Belgium - 1st Division, Soccer
Mouscron/Roeselare 18-October-2008 10:59 AM PST
Total Points OVER 2.5 for Game : loser -22.00 another asleep at the wheel bet as the world knows jupiler overs are restricted betting as they are on fucking notice 2-0 anybody see three goals there ?

Germany - Bundesliga 1, Soccer
Daily League Goals (Bundesliga)/Saturday 7 Matches 18-October-2008 6:30 AM PST
Total Points UNDER 21.5 for Game : loser -$21.40 these guys were on notice as no betting the under, asleep at the wheel only scored 25 thats 3.571 goals per match for you math guys.....

Belgium - Cup, Hockey
Phantoms Deurne 18-October-2008 11:45 AM PST
Spread +1.5 for Game : loser -10.40 forgot the fucking hockey that was a loser too 2-5 the phantoms truly are.

NCAA, Football
Georgia Tech 18-October-2008 9:00 AM PST
Spread -2.5 for Game : winner +10.00 GT 21-17 Clemson gave it away, but good choice by beer I took clemson after he picked the ramblin wreck ITYS goes to beercerb

NCAA, Football
Washington State 18-October-2008 12:30 PM PST
Spread +42.5 for Game : giant loser 69-0 i'd say USC covered -10.80

NCAA, Football
South Carolina 18-October-2008 5:00 PM PST
Spread +2 for Game : loser -10.30 LSU wins 24-17 covers easily

NCAA, Football
New Mexico State 18-October-2008 5:00 PM PST
Spread +1.5 for Game : loser, -10.50 these spreads are fake? i mean +1.5 and kids get pummeled by 17 or just sick with food poisening? i mean wtf 31-14 thats only a 17 point fucking thrashing.

Wake Forest vs Maryland for Game : Money Line Maryland : MARYland winner 26-0 +10.00 (rosco is lobbying for mary swan in the giller prise betting!)i believe this is a sign

Wisconsin (+4.5) vs Iowa for Game : loser 20.60 wisconsin goes from #9 in coaches poll to fucking doormat of big ten in 4 weeks losing to iowa by a ton, next big "unexpected"win will be when i put two units on gophers to cover. 38-16= 22 point fucking embarrassment for wisconsin.

Mississippi vs Alabama (-11) for Game : loser -10.60, alabama decides that playing 2 quarters is enough ? not scoring in second have should strip them of any top ten ranking. you don't get to coast when i need fucking 11 points you mongrel sonsbitches 24-20= -4 fucking points you bastards. i take ole miss to cover you fuckers would play whole game and not be thinking of diddling coeds. fuck i hate alabama...

San Jose State vs New Mexico State (+1.5) for Game : we bet this fucker to lose twice, yes we are morans loser

Air Force vs UNLV (+3.5) for Game : winner +10.00 a late addition that i'm informed removed the second new mexico state bet. and its a winner thank the fookun gawds of kid ball we almost ran out of blood the cuts were so deep. AF 29 other losers 28

Belgium - 1st Division, Soccer
Lokeren 18-October-2008 10:59 AM PST :
Spread -0.5 for Game : at last a winner +20.00 and from a truely unlikely source the Vikings of the Jupiler league. this week we love lokeren league leading scorer is a lokeren screaming fox asshaker abu maasean? we should learn a lesson here if lokeren is going to win and cover the rest of our bets are going to be way off as the equilibrium of the world slips into unstasble orbits...lokeren 2 other losers 0

Romo wants to play...

Di spite a broken finger Romo thinks he can go Sunday, i fookun doubt it.

40 year old brad Johnson will be in the QB jersey. problem for cowboys is Johnson's last team was vikings vikings forever suck, and taint Johnson.

KC: Larry Johnson broke a team rule and will sit out Sunday against Tennessee. why not sit your best RB maybe best offensive player when you suck as bad as KC.

Seattle: they already sucked bad and now their back up QB is claiming a hurt calf muscle, what a pussy. get out there and hand the ball off.

Colts: RB Joseph Addai has a hammy and could miss game against green bay, like TOM needs a RB.

Steelers: Willie Parker is sidelined still with sprained knee. look for Former Viking Mewelde Moore to go as his replacement. again a former viking that taints him as a non winner forever.

CBS expert Dave Richard for week 7 Season record ATS 52-35-0

UPDATE: 5-7 two games to play dave can get to 500...
Denver
New England (-2.5)


Seattle
Tampa Bay (-10.5)


N.Y. Jets
Oakland (+2.5) L 16-13 oak


Indianapolis
Green Bay (+1.0) L 34-14 GB


Cleveland
Washington (-6.5) L 14-11 was


Detroit
Houston (-8.5) L 28-21 hou


Minnesota
Chicago (-2.5) L 48-41 chi

San Diego
Buffalo (+1.0) W 23-14 buf


Pittsburgh
Cincinnati (+9.5) W 38-10 pit


San Francisco
N.Y. Giants (-10.5) W 27-19 giants


Dallas
St. Louis (+6.5) W 34-14 rams


Baltimore
Miami (-2.5) L 27-13 bal


New Orleans
Carolina (-2.5) W 30-7 car


Tennessee
Kansas City (+7.5)L 34-10 ten

Betting the Giller prize

That there is our next wager, a tenner on rawi hage's cockroach. you might remember him from DeNiro’s Game the winner of last junes IMPAC Dublin Literary Award, an international prize that comes with a 100,000-Euro cheque.

So the dewds a proven winner and huge fookun fav. I guess since we missed the fookun krugman bet we must now follow the favorites to bank any money. short as it we are in it for the long haul...........

Books2008 Giller PrizeTo win 2008 Giller Prize. All in.4. Rawl Hage (Cockroach) 10.00 to win 10.00

Royal London Watches Grand Prix

update :

O'Sullivan recovers to beat Liang
World number one Ronnie O'Sullivan battles back to beat Liang Wenbo 5-2 in the first round of the Grand Prix.

with our asses on the line for 8.20 we pull in a cool 10.00 eat that nfl hotshots there's more to gamboling than wankerball....

World - Royal London Watches Grand Prix, Snooker
Ronnie O'Sullivan (ENG) 14-October-2008 5:30 AM PST
Frame Spread -2.5 for Match

snooker is a sport? its bettable so it must be a sport what the fook is it you ask?

From snooker wiki
Snooker is a cue sport that is played on a large baize-covered table with pockets in each of the four corners and in the middle of each of the long side cushions. A regulation (full-size) table is 12 ft × 6 ft (3.6 m x 1.8 m). It is played using a cue and snooker balls: one white cue ball, 15 red balls worth one point each, and six balls of different colours yellow (2), green (3), brown (4), blue (5), pink (6) and black (7).[1] A player (or team) wins a frame (individual game) of snooker by scoring more points than the opponent(s), using the cue ball to pot the red and coloured balls. A player wins a match when a certain number of frames have been won.

So ronnie has to win by 2.5 frames for us to collect we bet 8.20 to win 10.00. short dough you say? we are in this for the long haul.


there are no snooker asses

brand new and never showin my ass

this blog dedicated to all things betting related and ass. not my ass but asses, like volleyball ass.

tonight DEGENNFL take Cleveland +9

i myself have taken NYG but i am the bloodleterer of the bunch, lagging behind everyone, joesixpack, random drunk off the street, Benedict Arnold, underdawg guy all of em. At 30-38-3 i'm not to be trusted with the keys to the football beer cooler or anything else.

there is still time as its only week 6 and i just need to tweak the "formula" a little further towards respectability. this week kid ball i think i went 2-2 even Stephen and DEGENNFL i am 6-7-0 so far rebounding from a 3-9-1 bloodbath in week 5........ good luck and goodnight asses.......